doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
*lovingly calls u a lil shit*
my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I
Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
when shots are fired but you have a good comeback
i will aspire to be as great as this person in dodgeball
what pisses me off about supernatural is that the change in sam’s hair is so gradual that you don’t even realize it like it starts out like this and he’s so adorable
and then all of a sudden it’s jUST
LIKE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
I DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING
can the notes just stop for one day
"you just ate"