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lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

lameborghini:

*lovingly calls u a lil shit*

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

machineimmafan:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

i will aspire to be as great as this person in dodgeball

machineimmafan:

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

i will aspire to be as great as this person in dodgeball

jerkofanassbutt:

jerkofanassbutt:

what pisses me off about supernatural is that the change in sam’s hair is so gradual that you don’t even realize it like it starts out like this and he’s so adorable

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and then all of a sudden it’s jUST

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LIKE WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

I DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING

can the notes just stop for one day

gaypee:

"i’m hungry"
"you just ate"
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